Missionary Mail from Kenzie

Hiiiiiiii. this week was fun. we found out we have a creepy stalker.
He is the one who slapped my booty one night in the street. I dont
know if I told you about that. but one night some dude flew passed on
his bike and slapped my butt. well this week he talked to us. he
came to our activity and confessed his love to my companion. in front
of everyone. he even cried. poor guy. so looks like my companion is
getting transferred. and I will be staying here. to rot. we will
know tomorrow. Mom dont freak. I am fine.

I forgot to tell you some exciting things I learned from the hna
conference. The president taught us When you get married it is
important when you get married when you wake up you need to go
straight to the bathroom and put on makeup or else your husband wont
like you anymore. Also dont shower at night cause it will make your
bones hurt when you are old. and best of all dont sit on anything hot
because you will get hemrroids. Its a dangerous world. be careful out
there.

For those of you hair fanatics (karissa) reason 54432 I will continue
cutting my own hair while in guatemala. I went with my comp to get
her hair cut. they took the thinning scissors and cut her whole hair
at the roots. half of her hair ended up on the floor. she now has
long hair and a buzz at the same time. when I touch her hair it feels
like she has a buzz.

We had our activity this week. every ward member was told to bring
two families (investigators). they brought two 9 year old children.
thanks guys. and our stalker of course. Success.

Familia cuellar didnt show up for church. apparently their "clothing
didnt dry in time" . Good excuse. None of our other investigators
want to get married. and our most positive just turned out to be in
love with my companion. cool.

Im with kelsey. why didnt I pay attention in seminary? as well as my
ten hours of religion classes at byu? what is the bible talking about?
The more I study sometimes I just get more confused. The more I
learn the less I know. But hey we are here to learn.

A couple days ago I was reading the book of mormon. I was reading in
mosiah. I cried when I read that king Benjamin died. hahahahhaahhaha.
He was a cool guy.

John 14:15 - its that easy. you dont have to make things complicated.

misssss you.

Love you.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox,

Hermana Roney

PS FELIZ CUMPLE KEATY


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